Stringers for Kids

I can't believe no one has brought up the infamous multiple nasal red liquorice stringing of Desert Sheild... or the never surpassed, never imitated, never before tried or attempted, multiple IV tube nasal stringing of Victory... the only true eight wonder of the world. Can we not hear the most infamous of stories from our of master of inspiration, the king doer of deeds, the prince of perversion...

...what say you mpII?