Gauntlet thrown!

I may not be the right person to answer the challenge, but I am standing up to it.

First let me say, there was medical supervision.

Second, I "nearly" got into serious trouble at the forward operating base in Saudi when I asked a nurse for KY and Hoes. She promptly escorted me out, all the while, I am trying to explain KY jelly and Hose not Hoes! She didn't seem to understand the medical necessity of these items!

Later that same day, I was peed on in the open air shower. (another story)

Later that same night, Jim Kelly screamed like a woman. (another story)

Later that same week, the entire camp went on alert when a certain generator backfired several times. (another story)

The next day, I was attacked by a snake flying out of the transmission compartment causing me to fall from my aircraft. (relaliation story)

The next morning I awoke with the glorious knowledge that I was the only one who had sex that morning. (nocturnal emission story)

Later that same day, all bad boys present had a moment to shudder by as an unnamed female soldier who had been coaxed to play volleyball, did a stretch and splits on the sand while attempting to return a serve. (incredible but true story)

Lastly, this was only 1 week in Bad Boy History.

Maybe I can write about the post-combat stupid human trick later!