The Real Deal

Responding to Brad:

To each of you. You are the "Real Deal". Not some Hollywood actor portraying a "character". You have been there and done that. You don't pretend for others entertainment. You "Do" for others life and liberty.

In the scheme of things, I would rather have a doer than a pretender, any day!

Plus, I have seen some wicked little known martial arts moves done by several of you! I think it will not hurt national security to name a couple of these.

The always dreaded "Cracking maneuver" which may involve the victim now or later (particularly heinous when discovered later).
The seldom seen or heard Apache Scream. Known to make small children cry, teenage girls wet their pants and adult men scream like women.
The near fatal Crapper tip, I will speak no more on this.
And lastly, the Snake. This has caused more actual damage than all the above combined. The tricky maneuver taught only at certain zen monasteries and finer TG&Y's has caused grown men to scream, fall off aircraft, nearly be shot on a bus, and receive numerous bites in the scrotal area
Bravo Company Bad Boys: Bunk Snake


I will not go into details of the always fatal "Chicken warming" others will have to relate their near death experiences concerning this.
Extended counseling allows me to at least write this next chilling martial move

urine on leg in public shower facility

I cannot say more.


So Brad, biting the jugular is child's play compared to the "Real" Martial Moves perfected by your kind

BAD BOYS